Survivor Series ’99

Sudden Death Match
Mae Young, The Fabulous Moolah, Tori & Debra vs. Ivory, Jacqueline, Luna & Terri
The WWF have been smart about this, and one fall ends it rather than us having to sit through the rigmarole of eliminations. The entrances last longer than the match. Far longer, actually, as the whole bout goes under 2-minutes. The pop that greets Debra’s music is disheartening. I just don’t get it with her. Yeah, her busty bazongas are massive, but they are not real. You might as well strap two bags of sand on your chest and get yourself all excited over that. There are a lot of unattractive women in this match, and then there is Terri, who is at the bottom of the pile. Yes, behind Mae and Moolah even. The pensioners attack Ivory is the aisle, and JR says it “may not be classic”. Jacqueline shows why by mistiming a DDT so badly that the crowd let out a huge collective sigh of disgust. A weak ass double clothesline from Moolah and Mae takes down WWF Women’s Champion Ivory, and actually keeps her down for the pin! Oh right, it’s Survivor Series. That’s fine then. Every single one of the 110 seconds that this went were horrific.
Final Rating: -*

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