Dan Hey: After the drudgery of the RAW output from this year, I’m glad to have a SmackDown! event to cover. In theory, at least. I left this one until last because the double header main event is another chapter in the McMahon family saga, and an object on a pole match. If I haven’t made it as clear as an un-muddied lake already, let me spell it out for you: I hate 2003 WWE.* With it being a blue team event, Michael Cole and Tazz take up their positions behind the announce desk. We’re in Baltimore, Maryland.
*That’s right, a reference to A Clockwork Orange and Big Cass in the same sentence.