The Fashion Police vs. The Ascension
“It’s the crime of the century” deadpans JBL, clearly unimpressed with the nerdy angle he’s having to commentate on. The mystery assailants are the Ascension. That goes over like a fart in a library. It’s a shame for Breezango, who have been exceptional of late. The Ascension are not a team anyone cares about; from fans to bookers and the match exists as a ‘piss break’. Fandango wins with a roll up. Hopefully they don’t blow what they’ve gained with the Fashion Police as the angle has been pure gold.
Final Rating: *
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